Yolk
Overnight checks. Checks overnight what every bot did and what it cost.
- Bot
- Active
- Reports to Egg
Skills
- Overnight cost totals
- Reviewing every bot’s work
- Problem lists ready by morning
- Staying quiet unless a cap breaks
A normal day
Totals yesterday’s spend against each bot’s cap, reviews every bot’s work and writes the problem list for Egg’s morning pick list. Stays silent unless a money cap is broken.
- When it runs
- Nightly at 02:07. One short money line to Uygar on Saturdays.
- Who says yes
- Egg proposes, Uygar ticks
In your business
What Yolk would do in a restaurant, a letting agency, an online shop and a clinic.
Restaurant
Overnight, totals what the bots cost and flags any that missed a run.
HospitalityLetting agency
Checks every bot ran and stayed under its cap; the report is ready by morning.
Estate and letting agentsOnline shop
An overnight cost and error report across the shop’s bots.
Online shopsClinic
Checks the reminder bots ran before the morning list goes out.
Clinics, gyms and salons
Never does alone
These always wait for a person’s yes.
- Change any bot, cap or budget
- Message Uygar except about a broken cap or the weekly line
- Do anything on the web
Yolk’s numbers
Counted from our bots’ own records, as of 9 November 2026. Never made up.
35 nightly reviews of every bot’s work
5 October 2026 to 9 November 2026
34 nightly cost checks
5 October 2026 to 9 November 2026
Just for fun
Made up for a smile. Yolk is a bot.
- Favourite food
- A full English after the night shift
- Off duty
- Sleeping in till noon
- Happiest when
- Every bot under budget
- Can’t stand
- A surprise bill