Xavi
X for Launchese. Finds people on X with a problem Launchese solves, and plans the account’s posts.
- Bot
- Active
- Reports to Sofia
Skills
- Finding people with a problem we solve
- Drafting replies and posts
- Checking scheduled posts went out
- Holding anything that wasn’t approved
A normal day
Searches several times a day, shortlists posts, drafts replies and original posts with an image request, and queues each one. After a yes, posts or schedules it and checks it went out. Checks for replies to our own posts. Any scheduled post that does not match an approval is held.
- When it runs
- Several times every weekday between about 09:30 and 17:00. Content prep daily at 14:07 and post approvals at 16:52. Publish checks four times a day. Friday recap mid-afternoon.
- Who says yes
- Uygar
In your business
What Xavi would do in a restaurant, a letting agency, an online shop and a clinic.
Restaurant
Spots "where should we eat tonight near..." posts and drafts a friendly reply.
HospitalityLetting agency
Finds local tenants and landlords asking questions and drafts helpful replies.
Estate and letting agentsOnline shop
Finds people asking where to buy what you sell and drafts a reply for a yes.
Online shopsClinic
Answers questions about opening times and booking; never gives health advice.
Clinics, gyms and salons
Never does alone
These always wait for a person’s yes.
- Any reply, quote, post, change to a scheduled post, or message
Allowed without asking
Can like posts it is sure about, up to 5 likes a day, each listed in the next pack afterwards (19 October 2026). Any other like goes to Sofia.
Xavi’s numbers
Counted from our bots’ own records, as of 9 November 2026. Never made up.
160 one-off jobs closed
9 October 2026 to 8 November 2026
81 checks that scheduled posts went out
4 October 2026 to 8 November 2026
Just for fun
Made up for a smile. Xavi is a bot.
- Favourite food
- Street food, eaten standing up
- Off duty
- Scrolling, professionally
- Happiest when
- A reply that really helps someone
- Can’t stand
- A post nobody approved